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On the off chance you've nothing to do on April 1st:

On the off chance you've nothing to do on April 1st: Coming up: Whan That Aprille. On Aprille 1st, a world-wyde daye for readinges and performaunces yn eny langage labeled 'ancient,' 'olde,' 'middel,' 'or 'archaic.' Gather yower folke and yower plannes. Thys shal be a thinge of grete joye and mirthe. http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/2014/03/maken-melodye-on-whan-that-aprille-day.html

Wow.

Wow. If FiOS goes out, it is a major pita to get it working again. There was an extremely brief power outage overnight Sat/Sun with the weather. It seems to have blown out the equipment at some level. No phone, no interrnet, no TV. They send someone Sun and it gets the phone and internet back. They send someone yesterday and it gets the TV partly back sometimes. They send someone today who supposedly fixes the TV, but now there's no phone. They have replaced various boxes at least 3 times, they have remotely done many things, they have said maybe they need to check the boxes and wires outside (did they?) because they can get wet inside and things freeze and thaw and get wet sometimes, they've said they need to replace all the cables inside the house (haven't because seem to have decided don't need to do that). I am not sure this is better than previous technologies at this point, because it isn't working and all the power, regular phone, regular cable stuff (neighbo...

Apropos for some of us.

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Apropos for some of us. Originally shared by Donna Warner

Severe weather not requested. TYSVM.

Severe weather not requested. TYSVM. P.S. When you said it would be 50 degrees this weekend? You lied.

In re: someone else's post. This can be obtained at a tavern called The Storm Crow in Vancouver. It is nerdvana.

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In re: someone else's post. This can be obtained at a tavern called The Storm Crow in Vancouver. It is nerdvana.  http://www.stormcrowtavern.com/

Things I wish were true:

Things I wish were true: http://www.funnyjunk.com/rotten/funny-pictures/5071716/ http://www.funnyjunk.com/rotten/funny-pictures/5071716
My niece got into Mount Holyoke. Good news is nice, once in a while.

One of the weird things that has happened in all this is that my dad cannot handle it if the phone rings.

One of the weird things that has happened in all this is that my dad cannot handle it if the phone rings. Like, it has to be answered because omg what if ???? You'd think it wouldn't be a big deal, but it's driving my mom crazy. I'm not particularly thrilled with it either, but he also interprets all her little alarm buzzers on her phone as the phone ringing. Nobody puts this stuff in the textbooks. #fsckcancer

I am bad at explaining the difference between PT and OT.

I am bad at explaining the difference between PT and OT.  Also, had hairsplitting disagreement with mom about the difference between a goal and an aim (in context). I think aim implies that something can be missed, i.e., failed, in fact, you could keep aiming all day and never get anywhere near it. Whereas, while people can fail to achieve a goal in reality, the word does not already imply the possibility, so suggests a broader potential to be reached.

This is silly, but the picture's cute.

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This is silly, but the picture's cute. Originally shared by ForDogTrainers - Dog Portal The Tibetan Mastiff (Do Khyi) is an ancient working breed of Himalayan nomadic herders and a traditional guard dog of Tibetan monasteries. This breed was surrounded by numerous legends since the time it had appeared in antique references. From the references made by Aristotle (384-322 BC) up to the famous writings of Marco Polo, who traveled to Asia in 1271, all historical sources express the admiration of the natural strength and power of the Tibetan Mastiffs both in regard to their physical strength and mental abilities. Even their barking is described as a unique and extremely valuable feature of the breed. The leading European dog breed experts of the past like Martin and Youatt, Megnin, Beckmann, as well as Siber, Strebel and Bylandt carefully studied the Tibetan #Mastiffs because they were under a strong impression of the origin of this breed and of those functions which these dogs perform...
How did google plus manage to auto awesome the Outside? I'm going to go find some obsidian and a large, white wolf..

Maybe I am the only one who will think this is funny, or maybe you have to check some of the articles it links to,...

Maybe I am the only one who will think this is funny, or maybe you have to check some of the articles it links to, like this one:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/katieheaney/youve-been-playing-duck-duck-goose-wrong-your-whole-life

Lols!

Lols! http://birdandmoon.com/ifyoufind.html http://birdandmoon.com/ifyoufind.html
TIL

Instead of hijacking a thread, thought I'd post something vaguely informational.

Instead of hijacking a thread, thought I'd post something vaguely informational. Pain is useful information, but making the best use of that information can be challenging. So people came up with some standardized ways of evaluating it. (see fun links below - not endorsing!). When you are evaluating someone's pain you are obviously supposed to attempt to try to figure out how severe it is, hence the scale thingie. But you also have to find out: - where it is, does it move around - does anything make it better or worse - when does it happen, is it constant, does it come and go - what's it like, is it sharp, dull, aching, stabbing, throbbing, focused, diffuse, etc. - what might be causing it (which is where the "it hurts when I do that" comes in) - how is it affecting you, i.e., what can't you do (breathe, speak, move, etc.) All of this helps to figure out what is causing the pain, and therefore, what needs to be done to treat it. If you can, you treat what'...

In the space of 24 hours, I have thought:

In the space of 24 hours, I have thought: Wow, my mom had some deep insight. Credit totally due. Gods, my mom has no clue. Srsly, you need some light absorbing cookware so they can call each other. Sigh.

Things for which I see the practical use, and yet lol: http://runpee.com/

Things for which I see the practical use, and yet lol:  http://runpee.com/

Don't know how I missed this: http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Fall_of_Arthur. Oh, right. My so-called life.

Don't know how I missed this: http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Fall_of_Arthur .  Oh, right. My so-called life. But so much more squee worthy: http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Beowulf:_A_Translation_and_Commentary .  This is being published Right Now!!! (Release in May) It will be so cool to have the Heaney and this!!! http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Fall_of_Arthur

It's snowing.

It's snowing. I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked! They said it would be double plus cold; they forgot to mention something. #winteriscoming

My brother forwarded an email that I would like to just reproduce in its entirety, because o.O, but it's from his...

My brother forwarded an email that I would like to just reproduce in its entirety, because o.O, but it's from his colleague so I feel like that would be inappropriate. Maybe on LJ? I don't even know what to say to this. I get that he needs to feel helpful, and he's very intelligent, but he's swallowed all this crap about "natural" and how the government is keeping us from getting treatments that have been proven everywhere else in the world, etc. Not that there isn't any truth in those statements. Obs there are any number of drugs that are currently or originally from plants, aka "natural". Obs there are frequently things available in other countries, some of which eventually are approved in the U.S. Heck, that's kind of a holy grail for drug companies b/c of the money to be made here. But what the heck is an "MD trained, naturopathic" physician? And why the hell would you just believe any old thing that you can scrape up "rese...

TIL that some languages apparently have words inherently differentiating one's status as a citizen or resident of...

TIL that some languages apparently have words inherently differentiating one's status as a citizen or resident of the entity versus a member of a particular ethnic or cultural group? I don't quite grasp the whole thing, although I heard the point being made. What's interesting to me is a) that there is such a thing, which seems very revealing of something about a culture that would need such concepts built into the language, and b) that there seem to be people who think it's inaccurate to interpret the word choice as meaningful. Firstly, since languages have all sorts of concepts built into them, many very specific to their primary culture of use, it seems reasonable that such a thing could exist. Not that I would have thought of it before, since I'm not from a culture where that sort of subtlety functions. Secondly, if that is, indeed, the subtlety of the word choices, where one essentially and inherently includes people, and the other excludes, then I'd kind o...

Most honest nature show quote, ever:

Most honest nature show quote, ever: "The biggest predator out there is the mosquitoes; and they have a bigger mouth than the bears." http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/sc/web/show/130894/a-woman-among-wolves http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/sc/web/show/130894/a-woman-among-wolves

I hear tomorrow is the first day of spring.

I hear tomorrow is the first day of spring. Which means it is also Nowruz, or Persian New Year. So Happy New Year or Happy Spring. I hope it's a good one for everyone!

In as much as it is a good 30 or more degrees higher than the average temps we've had, it is mind-boggly that it...

In as much as it is a good 30 or more degrees higher than the average temps we've had, it is mind-boggly that it feels so chilly; but I guess it is that sort of rain.

You don't need to be Canadian to appreciate this.

You don't need to be Canadian to appreciate this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDvqQKGgDA&feature=share

I like yogurt, esp the tart, unsweetened, and sometimes thick kinds.

I like yogurt, esp the tart, unsweetened, and sometimes thick kinds. But an ad that equates eating their yogurt with eating ice cream? Bite me.

Sheldon could be the new finance minister ;) #Cdnpoli #Flaherty

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Sheldon could be the new finance minister ;) #Cdnpoli #Flaherty

So, when I said my body and I had reached a state of detente?

So, when I said my body and I had reached a state of detente? I was wrong. It is actively objecting to my continued presence. Which is multiply problematic. This needs to stop. Yesterday.

I am sure people from many places can relate to this.

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I am sure people from many places can relate to this. Originally shared by Rob Blaich #Winnipeg  pothole map. #lol   #funny   #truth   #PegCity
Happy birthday Megan Frank!

I actually really like this sentiment.

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I actually really like this sentiment. Originally shared by lynn paden the things friends send me in email part 51 i love this thought.....

Made my mistake for the day, already.

Made my mistake for the day, already. I didn't sleep last night, I'm still recovering from being so sick, and for whatever reason my back is hurting this morning. Which is my big excuse for not monitoring my brain before my mouth got open. My dad asked somebody to get him something to eat, and my mom was doing it, but since I was standing there, I asked if she wanted me to get a dish. You know, in some benighted #helping thought process. And she, in her inimitable idiom, went ahead with ... it only needs one person, don't get into the middle of, it's not necessary for people to ... and, stupidly, my mouth opened up and, "I don't need a lecture, I'm going." came out in this weary sort of tone. I respond well to things like nope, I'm good, thanks, or just no. 'Cuz that's my idiom. It's not my mom's. I know this, and normally I just shut up or say ok or whatever, but not today. Oh, well. This one's totally on me, 'cuz I know be...
It is raining. A lot. You needed to know this, right?

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=yy5THitqPBw&audio_start=0

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=yy5THitqPBw&audio_start=0 http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=eih67rlGNhU&audio_start=12 http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=zQHmZMf6zwo&audio_start=0 http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=SmVAWKfJ4Go&audio_start=12 http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=o1tj2zJ2Wvg&audio_start=45 http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=yy5THitqPBw&audio_start=0

Pending confirmation from the actual person to whom this pertains, my sister may have finally been able to get a new...

Pending confirmation from the actual person to whom this pertains, my sister may have finally been able to get a new job. (Her old one evaporated end of June). Yay! (I really hope so. Losing your house and other such fun things were on the table.)
My dad is walking. And he went out for lunch today. And they are tapering him off his meds.

Subverted by tau!

Subverted by tau! Originally shared by Chad Orzel If you're engaging in mathematical silliness today in honor of "Pi Day," you're doing it wrong. http://scienceblogs.com/principles/2014/03/14/the-real-pi-days/

Wow.

Wow. You could buy a whole branch of rambutans for a few bucks at the market in Vancouver. Here, they're $2 for 3 individual fruits. I suppose it's just nice that one can get them, at all?

Heh

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Heh Originally shared by The Weather Network If Noah had lived in Canada ... Our Storm Watch continues for Atlantic Canada: http://oak.ctx.ly/r/spih

In honor of nerds everywhere.

In honor of nerds everywhere. Originally shared by Sallie Alys Montuori *snickers* http://imgur.com/gallery/hFCL0mJ

Official State of Emergency.

Official State of Emergency. Lake Enhanced - a new twist on Lake Effect. Meanwhile, working on a 40+ degree temperature drop. Visibility below FAA minimums. And, oddly, there is no announcement about no postal service, but there has been no mail delivery. The Glom of Nit may not stop them, but it seems Snow may. Doubly interesting, as the city did have garbage pick up throughout. Fun times! .
Happy birthday Bryn Smith!
Thundersnow, ho!

Observation: my brother is a privileged, yuppie, hipster, trendy, west-coast snob.

Observation: my brother is a privileged, yuppie, hipster, trendy, west-coast snob. I was genuinely surprised to realize how unconsciously this permeates what might otherwise pass for thoughtful, informed, educated choices. They would be the same thing, but there's a real overtone that completely changes the character. It's too bad, really.

The blizzard is coming! The blizzard is coming!

The blizzard is coming! The blizzard is coming! Yes, yes it is. In fact, it is verifiably present at this time. #blowblowthouwinterwhined

Last month, in the midst of the height of the , it was my parents' anniversary.

Last month, in the midst of the height of the , it was my parents' anniversary. My dad was way too sick to go anywhere or do much of anything and he wasn't really eating at the time, and it made them both sad. I asked both of them if there was something I could do or make for them that they would like and they both said cinnamon crepes with fresh strawberries. So I made that. Of course, somewhere in the course of that day, something happened that triggered my mom being angry (in the 5 stages randomly angry kind of way, probably heavily related to it being their anniversary). So nobody ate any crepes. This backed off in the next day or two, so eventually they both ate crepes and strawberries and said it was yummy, etc. But I gotta tell ya, it really sucked that I couldn't even make one thing and get to being able to set up a nice table for an hour. It sort of really didn't make me feel like I'd want to bother doing anything again, because it didn't end up happeni...

No.

No. It's not ok. If you genuinely cared whether it was ok with me, you would have asked before you did it. By asking after the fact, you clearly do not. I would also infer that you think I do not care, or it might have occurred to you to ask first. So please don't patronize me by asking if it's ok. Also, since it's obviously not a case of you having any verifiable concern, you might go for the more direct and, for lack of a better term, honest statement that you're just letting me know you did x. I will still not appreciate the lack of give a damn on your part, but I will not be pissed off at the inherently passive aggressive facade.  P.S. I promise you that, no matter how I choose to tell people that I would prefer things be handled elsewise in future, I will be given a list of how and why I am such a difficult person. Assuming the 5 letter descriptor mentioned yesterday is not raised. No passive aggressive behavior here.

I has a sad. I mean, at least we could have gotten a record out of it!

I has a sad. I mean, at least we could have gotten a record out of it! P.S. Someone confirmed to me that at one point, you could have walked back and forth between the US and Canada across Lake Erie. Unfortunately, no one got enterprising and put together a nifty fun-walk/festival. Bummer. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/03/11/289018716/theyre-melting-great-lakes-come-close-but-miss-ice-record?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=share&utm_medium=gplus

Somebody already shared this, but why be original?

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Somebody already shared this, but why be original?

Interesting essay.

Interesting essay. Originally shared by Jordana Manchester #BLOGGED: Why I Chose to Study an Endangered Aboriginal Language  #anthropology   #canada   #indigenouspeoples   #aboriginal   #endangeredlanguage    #BritishColumbia   #canadasindigenous   http://urbanxenophile.com/learn-endangered-language/
My body and I seem to have reached a state of detente.

I really want to see this.

I really want to see this.  http://www.aidforaid.org/index.php http://www.aidforaid.org/index.php

TIL, this is a thing. Ignore the video at the top of the page.

TIL, this is a thing. Ignore the video at the top of the page. http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/fantasy-snowfall-league-2014-20131230 http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/fantasy-snowfall-league-2014-20131230

Jian Ghomeshi has this radio show called Q on CBC.

Jian Ghomeshi has this radio show called Q on CBC. It has a cultural hall of shame segment, which is a comedy bit satirizing something current, usually. There's this rule that Canadian broadcasters have to air a minimum percentage of Canadian content. Well, according to the hall of shame segment, there are apparently 3 porn TV channels in Canada, all of which are failing to meet the minimum percentage of required Canadian content, and therefore, presumably, may have to stop broadcasting.   I know, it isn't funny written out, but it really was listening to it in the car. I wish I could find a link to just that segment.
Apparently, wanting to be left alone makes me "a bitch".

My body hates me.

My body hates me. My sinuses and stuff were finally within range of normal. Then other parts of me decided they felt left out. I just want to feel well, please. Truly.

Other random simplified-but-still med stuff.

Other random simplified-but-still med stuff. Personal comment: I am going to be dead before they approve this vaccine for adult women with multiple negative HPV-DNA tests. P.S. Everyone will be dead before they approve it for men. http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/821591?src=wnl_edit_medn_wir&uac=21663HG&spon=34

Might be of interest on the allergy front.

Might be of interest on the allergy front. There are some criticisms of the methodology and outcomes, but I have lived through numbers 1 and 6. Omg, arguing with a doctor who won't give you epinephrine! Gah! I am very interested in 8 & 9, because this happens all the time, in my experience. And 10 - I am constantly educating/arguing with people about this. So much headdesk. http://www.choosingwisely.org/doctor-patient-lists/american-academy-of-allergy-asthma-immunology/

I'm pretty sure my sinuses are starting to clear up.

I'm pretty sure my sinuses are starting to clear up. Which does not explain why they hurt more and my eyes are all tearing, again. See, what happens is, you get better and things stop hurting, ok? Just so you know, body, you're doing it wrong(ly).
Happy birthday John Dilick!

Told ya.

Told ya.  http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/niagara-falls-not-frozen-as-advertised/22749/ http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/articles/niagara-falls-not-frozen-as-advertised/22749

Sad.

Sad. http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/environment/frozen-waters-causing-ducks-to-starve-to-death-20140304 http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/environment/frozen-waters-causing-ducks-to-starve-to-death-20140304
Personal health-wise, I can hear again. There's also genuine suggestions of breathing.

Having a full blown technical understanding of the crazy inherent in a situation, i.e., this is normal in these...

Having a full blown technical understanding of the crazy inherent in a situation, i.e., this is normal in these circumstances, does not, in fact, help as much as you might like it to when you are in the middle of said circumstances. The least offensive illustrative example I can think of with this is the Cookie Baking Conundrum, a subset of the Donna Reed Phenomenon. Iow, somehow, my mother's brain thinks if she can make some stab at turning some tiny part of anything into a 1950's perfect house beautiful tableau, it will make her feel better. Not that that's her conscious thought process. Realities of the situation mean that there is stuff in a quasi-organized fashion all over the dining table and the kitchen counters. It just is, because. Maybe 2% of this is my contribution, because I needed to keep some separate information organized so I'd know what was what and where if I needed it when #helping. Of the other 98%, half is my mother's and half is my father's...
Happy birthday Kevin Otte!

Don't mean to be annoying with the posting, but a colleague pointed out this link, and I feel the need to signal...

Don't mean to be annoying with the posting, but a colleague pointed out this link, and I feel the need to signal boost. He was obviously very important to a lot of us, as well as being internationally recognized. (And if you look really closely in the group photo, you can find me.) 2012 DukeMed Alumni Awards: David L. Epstein, MD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3JDdnu2V-U

From these folks, via Mark Brazeau http://www.q106.com/

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From these folks, via Mark Brazeau  http://www.q106.com/

I just found out about this.

I just found out about this. It is deeply shocking and upsetting. He sincerely mentored young physician scientists when it wasn't necessarily the "in" thing to do, and he gave me support and opportunities that I would not otherwise have had. He was a real person, so there are people who will say things pro and con, but he grew Duke's Ophthalmology department to its current size, and was chair as it consistently ranked in the top 10 in the country. He's a great loss to the history and character of glaucoma and ophthalmology. He will be missed. https://sites.duke.edu/medschoolblog/2014/03/04/david-epstein-chair-of-ophthalmology-passes/ https://sites.duke.edu/medschoolblog/2014/03/04/david-epstein-chair-of-ophthalmology-passes

Things you find out when you're sick: Disney has a cartoon called Phineas and Ferb.

Things you find out when you're sick: Disney has a cartoon called Phineas and Ferb. There's an episode that is sort of a Marvel/Phineas and Ferb mash-up. It includes other things like jokes about Portland. I am guessing this is not entirely being made for children. Or I need more cold medicine. Or maybe less.

Serious question: My parents wish to thank a neighbor who has gone above and beyond in assisting in this time of...

Serious question: My parents wish to thank a neighbor who has gone above and beyond in assisting in this time of assistance needing. The neighbor in question appreciates good beer and such-like beverages. Is there a beer of the month kind of thing - a good one? Can you recommend? Plz and thk u.
Illness has its own inertia. However, I have decided that I am getting better, so thbbpt.
Happy birthday Melissa Allen!
I R L. It's just a cold, but I feel like road kill. Stupid cold.
I has an ill, ergo missed the paczki festival - no polka for me!

Apparently, these are getting popular again in the wide, wide world of pre-lent food.

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Apparently, these are getting popular again in the wide, wide world of pre-lent food. Also,  http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20140302/METRO08/303020009 . And all the 5K and other runs involving paczki and doughnuts.