#cutecritterprotocol
#cutecritterprotocol
Does the government know that hamsters are a Syrian plot? And a Jewish one. Sad.
(All your pet hamster are belong to Syrian. They were first successfully caught and bred in captivity by Israel Aharoni, a zoologist working in the then Ottoman empire. Internet says he was Jewish. See? It's all true. Your hamster could be watching you right now. It's a plot. A cute, furry little plot with adorable cheeks of holding.)
Edit: In case it's not obvious, that's a hamster eating elderberries. Ob Monty Python.
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cute-hamsters-57__880.jpg
Does the government know that hamsters are a Syrian plot? And a Jewish one. Sad.
(All your pet hamster are belong to Syrian. They were first successfully caught and bred in captivity by Israel Aharoni, a zoologist working in the then Ottoman empire. Internet says he was Jewish. See? It's all true. Your hamster could be watching you right now. It's a plot. A cute, furry little plot with adorable cheeks of holding.)
Edit: In case it's not obvious, that's a hamster eating elderberries. Ob Monty Python.
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cute-hamsters-57__880.jpg
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