I want a device so I can remotely turn off the volume on people's devices who are too idiotic to use earbuds or...

I want a device so I can remotely turn off the volume on people's devices who are too idiotic to use earbuds or headphones and just blast the volume into random public space. Actual hatred. At least if they blast the volume so loudly I can hear it in spite of their headphones, I know they will eventually suffer hearing loss. I may not be a nice person.