I have seemingly lost ever more tolerance for people "interpreting" what I've said.

I have seemingly lost ever more tolerance for people "interpreting" what I've said. No. I said exactly what I intended to say. There are no hidden meanings, no sly intimations, no veiled requests for unspecified information, related or otherwise, no hints, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, eh?

I just #@*! said what I meant/asked exactly what I desired to know. Would it kill you to take my statements at face value? Would it kill you to just freaking answer the question that was, in fact, asked? AUGH!

I am perfectly capable of making it very clear when I intend an innuendo, and if I have not provided some detail you desire, perhaps you should just ASK, because clearly I am not with you on your train of thought.

Gods and elder ones, people, communication IS NOT THIS HARD.
wanders off muttering ...