Unreal.

Unreal. It happened again. Other person who is supposed to be doing the same job as me "could not be found". Wtf? You are assigned to persons A & B, variously given priority at different times on different days of the week, and if one is not there, you default to the other. Where is your pager? Where is your cell phone, over which you are constantly giggling with certain front desk staff? Where In Seven Hells Are You and Why am I being asked Yet Again to take care of someone critically ill on another service while taking care of everyone on the service to which I am actually assigned because of YOU?!! There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men ...