Article title: "The Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Represents Everything That Is Wrong With America"
Article title: "The Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Represents Everything That Is Wrong With America"
If only it were that simple. Somewhere in here there is a point about a society obsessed with consumerism, fame, and trends. About the artificial and the superficial subverting real food and real values.
Mostly, though, it's a really whiny, poorly written piece of privilege that just helps promote the product it claims it is critiquing. Smoothly done.
Pass the sprinkles, er, fairy powders.
http://www.newsweek.com/starbucks-unicorn-frappucino-drink-review-photos-garbage-slime-wrong-586902
http://www.newsweek.com/starbucks-unicorn-frappucino-drink-review-photos-garbage-slime-wrong-586902
If only it were that simple. Somewhere in here there is a point about a society obsessed with consumerism, fame, and trends. About the artificial and the superficial subverting real food and real values.
Mostly, though, it's a really whiny, poorly written piece of privilege that just helps promote the product it claims it is critiquing. Smoothly done.
Pass the sprinkles, er, fairy powders.
http://www.newsweek.com/starbucks-unicorn-frappucino-drink-review-photos-garbage-slime-wrong-586902
http://www.newsweek.com/starbucks-unicorn-frappucino-drink-review-photos-garbage-slime-wrong-586902
I really don't get why people are poo-pooing this thing. They're just jealous they didn't like it.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if it doesn't taste good that's a bummer, but you'd think they'd be all sad and complaining that the drink should taste better because obs unicorns taste good.
ReplyDeleteNot complaining that this sparkly fairy dust unicorn product is one sparkly fairy dust unicorn product Too Far.
Because no way have we reached sparkly fairy dust unicorn saturation in the market.
CHEMICAAAAALS
ReplyDeleteAlso, I hope this guy never wears anything with any sort of visible logo on it.
Maybe they are afraid of the gay agenda.
ReplyDeleteThat drink is insufficiently relentless.
ReplyDeleteGAY MAFIA COMING FOR YOUR CAFFEINE
ReplyDeleteI seriously want to make a literal rainbow shake-like beverage with ALL THE EDIBLE GLITTER now.
ReplyDeleteYes, please.
ReplyDeleteThe layering would be the trickiest part.
ReplyDelete(This one looks so bi. I might need to get one just because of that. But there are no Starbucks anywhere here.)
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