Are we sure this timeline doesn’t include hallucinogens in the air and water?

Are we sure this timeline doesn’t include hallucinogens in the air and water? Should we just invest in popcorn stock? If this is a TV show, this entire season is badly written.

https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f
https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-pecker-146e3922310f

Comments

  1. Trent GouldingFebruary 7, 2019 at 4:53 PM

    I mean, whatever else you think of Bezos, that is a super ballsy gutsy move.

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  2. Magnus ItlandFebruary 7, 2019 at 5:20 PM

    I am clearly a less discerning soul in entertainment; I would find this timeline outstandingly hilarious if no real people were hurt in the process of the ludicrosity.

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  3. Alex GoddardFebruary 7, 2019 at 6:36 PM

    Someone ran the numbers and assuming an average dick size, if Bezos’ wealth were evenly distributed throughout his body Jeff Bepis would be worth $1.6 billion

    twitter.com - dante version 2019 on Twitter

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  4. Magnus ItlandFebruary 8, 2019 at 5:01 AM

    Also, if there is no God, why is that guy called "Pecker"?

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