And because the universe thinks it’s funny, I have a head cold and feel as expected.

And because the universe thinks it’s funny, I have a head cold and feel as expected. I am just about managing with drugs and cough drops but what I really want is a Jewish deli with chicken soup, a bed, and a television with something I’d actually like to watch.

P.S. I will get none of those things. Because the universe is amoral and therefore cruel.