Oh, crap, they're here is probably not the reaction you're supposed to have about the relatives coming for the...

Oh, crap, they're here is probably not the reaction you're supposed to have about the relatives coming for the holiday. I have been ingesting a lot of antacid already this whole week in anticipation. I wish there were magic hallucinogens that would create no noticeable change in behavior but would make me not hate everything and everyone. I mean, make it look like I didn't.

Fuck.

Edit: Correction. FUCK.