So, yeah. Sondheim wrote lyrics that were regrettably spot on and cannot be made humorous for this one:

So, yeah. Sondheim wrote lyrics that were regrettably spot on and cannot be made humorous for this one:

Puerto Rico . . .
You ugly island . . .
Island of tropic diseases.
Always the hurricanes blowing,
Always the population growing . . .
And the money owing,
etc.

http://www.weather.gov/sju/
http://www.weather.gov/sju/