Wait.

Wait. You can carry on a lobster but not more than 3 oz. of shampoo? I mean, if you can make a laptop explode, why not some lobster exothermidor? Don't give me that look.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/26/534436201/tsa-catches-live-lobster-at-bostons-logan-airport
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/26/534436201/tsa-catches-live-lobster-at-bostons-logan-airport