Ironically, Provel is actually made of cheese and therefore multiple grades above a pasteurized prepared cheese product. A name, btw, which was invented by Kraft when the FDA said some things, like Velveeta, did not even meet the standard to be labeled pasteurized process cheese food. In fact, the ingredient that caused the controversy is imported, and disputed as a way to get around protective quotas! This is, to me, the absolutely Trumpiest of cheese food product analogies.
A human being.
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ReplyDeleteWill Frank wins.
ReplyDeleteIt's technically cheese with a lot of added oil. So...spot on.
ReplyDeleteYou're saying... he did keep the oil?
ReplyDeleteHe's garrreeeeeeezzzzzy
ReplyDeleteYep. I think Will Frank got it in one.
ReplyDeleteI think, F-L Silver, you do a gross disservice and insult to pasteurized prepared cheese products. Except for Provel, because fuck Provel.
ReplyDeleteIronically, Provel is actually made of cheese and therefore multiple grades above a pasteurized prepared cheese product. A name, btw, which was invented by Kraft when the FDA said some things, like Velveeta, did not even meet the standard to be labeled pasteurized process cheese food. In fact, the ingredient that caused the controversy is imported, and disputed as a way to get around protective quotas! This is, to me, the absolutely Trumpiest of cheese food product analogies.
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