Basically, pizza is of the devil.

Basically, pizza is of the devil. It was brought to the US by catholic immigrants (who were probably illegal) as a plot to replace christianity with devil-worship. Also, it is meant to destroy the health of good people by addicting them to its carbalisciousness. It is particularly used to lure children to "birthday parties" where pedophiles prey on them. Parties sponsored by the Clintons, who, as we know, are incarnations of beelzebub and his familiars. STOP SUBJECTING YOUR CHILDREN TO THE CORRUPTION AND DECEPTION OF PIZZA. Only you can save the children.

Disclaimer: this is a spontaneous commentary composed entirely of satire. Which means it is not true; I MADE IT UP. Also is not a reference to Satan, but if you already think that kind of stuff you don't believe it's untrue, anyway. May the bringer of light enlighten you.

Yes, that was a reference to "lucifer" because that's what the word means. Yes, it's latin. Which obviously connects it back to those evil catholics, again, because nobody else ever uses words derived from that language.

Lastly, the Knights who say "Ni" have lodged a formal request that I stop using that word. Which is precisely why I have continued to use it.

G'night, folks.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/07/nyregion/robertas-restaurant-brooklyn-threatened-fake-news-pizzagate-conspiracy.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/07/nyregion/robertas-restaurant-brooklyn-threatened-fake-news-pizzagate-conspiracy.html