BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My SIL just emailed everyone that she, my brother, and my nephew are going to be here Dec 22-Jan 1. While it is remotely possible she discussed this with my mother previously it is just as possible she did not.

Thanks to you guys, I will not be here Dec 29 - Jan 2. The related euphoria will completely obviate the need for any alcohol.

Runs off, cackling madly.