Regretfully, Trumpence sounds like tuppence.

Regretfully, Trumpence sounds like tuppence. Therefore, you get this revised Disney classic. The link is Julie Andrews singing the original, in case you don't know it. Now, imagine her singing this version (not recommended as a lullaby):

Early each day to the steps of Trump Tower
Comes the blond toupee to prate
In his own special way to the people
He calls, "Vote for me, it'll be great!"

We'll ban the mexicans, we know you're scared
And you'll be glad if we do
The muslims are coming, but we'll be prepared
All it takes is Trumpence from you

Vote for us, Trumpence, a pair
Trumpence, Trumpence, Trumpence, a pair
Vote for us, that's what he cries
While overhead unused nukes fill the skies

All around at his rallies, the bigots and racists
Look on as he exploits our fears
Although you can't see it, you know they are smiling
Each time at reporters he sneers

Though his words are simple and few
I love it! I love it! He's calling to you
Vote for us, Trumpence, a pair
Trumpence, Trumpence, Trumpence, a pair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4