Why do the high school counselors never tell you about jobs like this?

Why do the high school counselors never tell you about jobs like this? I could make up ridiculous survey questions All Day Long.

http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2016/06/30/giant-meteor-hitting-earth-polling-well-presidential-election/86572136/
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2016/06/30/giant-meteor-hitting-earth-polling-well-presidential-election/86572136