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1. Ugh, mom, I am not "literal", I am precise. There's a difference. (There isn't even an equivalence, here. I can't even.)

2. I am not your counselor! Gah! Get a real one and leave me be!

3. [makes inarticulate gargling noises and waves arms incoherently, or is that makes incoherent gargling noises and waves arms inarticulately?]

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  1. If you waved your arms inarticulately, you'd likely be a squid, and we don't want that. ((showing sympathy through pedentic silliness))

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  2. It's nice to know somebody gets my jokes, you know?

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