For Liz Waddle, Kenneth Cavness, Alistair Young and anyone else who saw that other post that inspired this.

For Liz Waddle, Kenneth Cavness, Alistair Young and anyone else who saw that other post that inspired this.

(to "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka)

Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure administration
Take a look and you'll see
Inefficient administration

We'll begin with a spin
To ensure dis-orientation
What we'll see
Will defy explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply take this pill and see it
Any questions on your remit?
Sorry, HIPAA says we can't discuss it

Get in line
Did you sign
For the income verification
Any charge authorized
Will cost more than cremation