Someone else's post gave me an idea.

Someone else's post gave me an idea. A wonderful, awful idea. For a satirical Trump campaign ad. Who's got the funding to produce "Springtime for Trump"?

America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Aaaand now it's...

Springtime for Trump and America
The US is happy and gay!
We're gonna build a greater wall
It's gonna be ten stories tall!

Springtime for Trump and America
The Heartland's a smart land once more!
Springtime for Trump and America
Watch out, world
We're going on tour!