Tired, brain hurts, trapped with no wifi (left building, using phone).
Tired, brain hurts, trapped with no wifi (left building, using phone). Scary religiousness - no cell phones allowed (hence being outside), no alcohol, and no caffeine. THERE'S NO CAFFEINE. How do they not understand that without caffeine, there is no god? Shoot me now.
Good God. What the hell happened?
ReplyDeleteDo you need a rescue mission???? Blink twice for yes
ReplyDeleteNo caffeine is physically dangerous with no warning, for both you (the headache) and the host (umm, yeah).
ReplyDeleteSomeone call Kimmy Schmidt. She'll know what to do.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get to this spot
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ReplyDeleteBack at hotel, have coffee. Ahhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened is that someone by marriage, who is otherwise a super nice, hyper intelligent person decided religion. I had no idea. I was blindsided. AND THERE WAS NO COFFEE. (I'm at an out of town family thing.)
The good news is that the bit tonight is at a science museum, so while I have small hope of alcohol (seriously, people? pour out a few drops, remember jesus, and drink.), there is likely to be secular catering. And wifi. Woo-hoo.
No caffeine I can't even
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