I would like to say I am gobsmacked, because I am, except that it sounds unbelievably familiar.

I would like to say I am gobsmacked, because I am, except that it sounds unbelievably familiar. RVUs, FTEs, person who saw 80 patients/day, patient satisfaction surveys, how fast did they get patients out of the hospital, etc. So disturbingly familiar.
http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2014/09/hospitals-discourage-doctors-step-step-guide.html
http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/2014/09/hospitals-discourage-doctors-step-step-guide.html