Oh, lol.
Oh, lol. They are offering drive-through ashes at churches around town today. For people who are just soooo busy. My irony meter is amused because I figure if this is an important religious observance to you, it probably ought to rate highly enough for you to at least get out of your car. If they'd just offer a free car wash at the same time, the puns would write themselves.
They should offer money-changing and doves.
ReplyDeleteThat would be ... indulgent.
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It's both?
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ReplyDeleteLook it's not even my religion never mind my actual feelings on religion but seriously there's sacrilege and there's sacrilege.
True fact: the name of your butt bone, the sacrum, is from the same root as sacrilege. Probably due to mistranslating Greek, but whatevs. Don't be disrespecting the sacred butt. I eagerly await the first person to post an obvious ash pun.
ReplyDeleteGod says: Don't be a buttbone
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