In an interesting and unrelated incident earlier today, there was a morning snack for a very large, somewhat random...

In an interesting and unrelated incident earlier today, there was a morning snack for a very large, somewhat random group of people. It consisted primarily of freshly made donuts. Someone made a comment about the relative healthfulness of the offerings in one of those self-deprecating humor sort of ways. In due course, I made a comment, also humorously, that not all frying is bad. Immediately, an eager younger person piped up that she would just have to keep herself from making a comment because she was a diet and nutrition major, etc. 

I said nothing, but my immediate thoughts were what a good little indoctrinated student she was, and whatever university she attended clearly didn't feel it necessary to keep up with reading the relevant research literature, or engage in critical and complex thinking (and how she utterly lacked any sense of humor). And how much harm she could potentially do out in the world where we are already bombarding people with this week's critical diet update, which contradicts last week's, but wait for the one next week, and nevermind the one from two weeks ago.

Then I ate a deep-fried, cinnamon sugar coated cake donut. Yeah, I'm fat. But for those five minutes, I was damn happy.

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  1. I had an apple fritter for breakfast today and it was delicious 

    I hate it when people shame other peoples food choices, why the fuck do you care??

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  2. actually I will shame my brother for putting ketchup on expensive steak

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  3. Man I am not even super into donuts and I'd probably eat one after that. OUT OF SPITE.

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  4. I'd eat like three while making very uncomfortable and silent eye contact

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  5. Jez tribell but does he order it medium well?

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  6. I would like the record to show that he is only my HALF brother tyvm

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  7. Years ago, we went to a very expensive steakhouse for my MIL's birthday and my husband's SIL ordered prime rib, well done.  She sent it back because it was pink on top.  Apparently, she'd never had prime rib.

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  8. I know someone that “doesn’t like steak” but the couple of times I’ve been at a steak place with her and she ordered it, she ordered it well done. Well, no fucking wonder you don’t like steak, you are ordering it cooked to a char and most likely getting the worst piece of meat the chef has available because fuck if you’ll be able to tell a difference. (If you like it well done, whatever, you’re weird but okay. But don’t say that you don’t like steak and proceed to order it cooked the worst way humanly possible)

    She also was very unhappy when she ordered a burger and it did NOT come out totally burnt to a crisp. She also refused to send it back even after the waitress asked multiple times and she just complained the whole meal and insisted that the restaurant (a very highly rated and popular steakhouse) wasn’t good. I avoid eating out with her now.

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