You know what I really dislike (insert more intense emotion here)?

You know what I really dislike (insert more intense emotion here)? People who don't like getting any other response than perky happy helpful cheerfulness. Who immediately want to know what's wrong when that's not the response they get, because obviously something must be wrong if that's not the response they got, leave you with no acceptable options except perky, happy, etc., and then tell you you're not supposed to feel however you feel. Because that's not at all irritating. Because that's not going to get you even more irritated than you might or might not have been in the first place.

I'm so sorry you don't like how I feel. You know what? Tough.

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