Even when things aren't a colloquially defined problem, dealing with my family is like herding cats.

Even when things aren't a colloquially defined problem, dealing with my family is like herding cats. We'll be ready at 8. Ok, 9. What the bleep time is it (i.e. I'm posting this at bleep time). But I'm a problem. Also, I may not be angry, irked, bothered, or vexed by any of this, not even for 5 minutes. So when I get grief because I wasn't on time for something ... insert cartoon picture of angry face with that little black steam curl rising from it.