In other news, the universe and I are not one.
In other news, the universe and I are not one. I am currently ensconced in so many ice packs that against all scientific evidence, my body temperature may, in fact, be lowering. They are effective for pain and swelling, though, and can be conveniently rotated to multiple positions. Advil may not be the optimal thing, here, but I didn't have any tylenol, so advil it is. Later, the aspercreme. Very few places in this schema are wrappable, so not sure about the compression.
#watercoolerincident
#watercoolerincident
Omg, what happened to you dear?
ReplyDeleteSomebody spilled water on the linoleum and wooden floors in the area right behind the front desk going into the waiting room while changing the bottles on the water cooler. Due to unforseen collusion of: I don't see any water there, but I cleaned it up (eye check, aisle 10?); there's only unabsorbent paper towels (end thought process); and why would I put a sign up where there are staff and patients (terminate thought process)?, I performed a non-noose version of the Hungarian Disappearing Act (ref Chicago, the musical).
ReplyDeleteMan, gravity is a bitch, am I right?
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ReplyDeleteSo true. Rarely has the thought been formed, "Friction, don't fail me now." Had that force failed me (beyond the initial loss thereof), there would have been a new face plant in the waiting room. At least it would already have been watered.
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