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My relationship with my brother, in 10 minutes, or less. No, really, this happened in 10 minutes, or less.

My relationship with my brother, in 10 minutes, or less. No, really, this happened in 10 minutes, or less. 1) I asked my brother what he's going to be doing in his new job. Long story short, I never really got an answer, because since I'm not in finance, I couldn't possibly understand. 2) Somewhere in there, I got called "Hon". Now, other than those of you with whom I have that sort of affectionate relationship, or we have a modicum of Southern Exposure in common, that is condescending, MCP nonsense guaranteed to lead to loss of limb. Don't call me "hon"; I'm not your "hon". This is not Mad Men. 3) When we were getting ready to leave, he tossed his napkin onto my plate and was getting ready to put his plate and silverware onto my plate. This was halted because I was already standing up and in the process of taking my and my father's plates to the trash, and because I tossed his napkin right back on his plate. I also quietly stated, ...

Sharing specifically for the cover photo. You know who you are :)

Sharing specifically for the cover photo. You know who you are :) Originally shared by Make: These incredible sculptures mix plants, animals, and even machinery in whimsical ways. They're simply captivating! http://ow.ly/L03dM http://ow.ly/L03dM
Guilty pleasures: RuPaul's Drag Race.

Guess what? It snowed today.

Guess what? It snowed today. #statingtheobvious
I think toxicity attracts its own bad karma. I'm just sayin'. Little bits of random badness.

Omg.

Omg. There's some kind of charming probably hand gun battle going on nearby and my mother and sister are arguing about what kind of firearm it probably was and I'm like, well, you know, Dad was actually in the army and all, so, call me crazy, I'm gonna go with his opinion on this, m'kay? Also, don't ask my mother to be a witness for anything based on hearing, because 3 of us thought it was to the South/Southwest (confirmed by the police, btw), but we were wrong, per her. And then she was sure it had gone on for 10 minutes. Except for the fact that we were all quite certain it had gone on only for 1-2 minutes, at most. You can fire a lot of shots in 1 or 2 minutes. Anyway, the police came right away and if my mother ever stops talking at me it will probably be fine. Also, nobody here or nearby got hurt that we know of. Fun times.
Omg, the reason for the glut of baby pictures is my sil is doing a 365 pic/day of the baby. headdesk