Toothless parties heard from. Sadly, not currently suffering unduly. Although, as we all know, anything can happen in that first 24 hours. Those who would will drama llamas into being are particularly disappointed, but consoled themselves with descriptions of the terrible traffic due to the long weekend and some fanciful imaginings of the travel tales that might have been. (It's a long weekend in Ontario.) (Somebody help me. Llama bites kan be pretty nasti.) (No, really. They watch waaay too many soap operas.)